Home / Harris Anderson / Christmastime at Tom Waits’ House
Harris Anderson-Christmastime at Tom Waits’ House
03:23

Harris Anderson - Christmastime at Tom Waits’ House

  • views 0
  • Repetition on the radio 0
Harris Anderson Christmastime at Tom Waits’ House



Description
Ever wondered what Christmas is like at Tom Wait's House?

Harris Anderson is here to tell you....

Subscribe to our channel here: https://smarturl.it/comedyhereoften

[LYRICS]

You've been invited to a Christmas Party
Ho ho ho let's deck the halls
Let's drink bourbon from a skull
While we wait for Santa Claus

Have some of these sugar cookies
In the shape of Genghis Khan
Let's throw out the grand piano
Dynamite it on the lawn

Christmastime at Tom Waits' house
Children quiet as a mouse
Take a bath in a mug of beer
Help us spread some Christmas cheer

Chinese midgets dance the tango
Jewish plumbers play roulette
Eat a fruitcake with a switchblade
See how merry you can get

One eyed Bertha hangs a stocking
That is filled with a dead man's rum
Hand me down that .38 special
It's not Christmas without a gun

Christmastime at Tom Waits' house
Children quiet as a mouse
Frosty knocking on the door
Looking for his frozen whore

Wow baby
Oh it's Christmas baby
Wow baby
Hope you're enjoying the party baby
I hope Saint Nick comes real soon
I can't take it no more

Under the tree there's lots of presents
The tree is covered in kerosene
I hope I get a brand new shovel
Or a gypsy's two front teeth

Thank you for the festive bundt cake
I will feed it to my hounds
Please accept this carburetor
Thanks again for coming 'round

Christmastime at Tom Waits' house
Children quiet as a mouse
Old Saint Nick is on his way
If only Christmas was every day

#Comedy #Funny #ComedeyHereOften
More
Video Clips

1344

228

Comments
LOG IN REGISTER Forgot password?

Save your favorite radio stations and songs, add to your favorites

Forgot password?

Or enter through the social network

Vk Facebook Google+
REGISTER Войти

Save your favorite radio stations and songs, add to your favorites

Or enter through the social network

Vk Facebook Google+
Forgot password? LOG IN
No signal
Radio temporarily not working
We are already working on the problem, we will soon solve this issue, but for now you can use the search
Recommended