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Harris Anderson Christmastime at Tom Waits’ House



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Ever wondered what Christmas is like at Tom Wait's House?

Harris Anderson is here to tell you....

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[LYRICS]

You've been invited to a Christmas Party
Ho ho ho let's deck the halls
Let's drink bourbon from a skull
While we wait for Santa Claus

Have some of these sugar cookies
In the shape of Genghis Khan
Let's throw out the grand piano
Dynamite it on the lawn

Christmastime at Tom Waits' house
Children quiet as a mouse
Take a bath in a mug of beer
Help us spread some Christmas cheer

Chinese midgets dance the tango
Jewish plumbers play roulette
Eat a fruitcake with a switchblade
See how merry you can get

One eyed Bertha hangs a stocking
That is filled with a dead man's rum
Hand me down that .38 special
It's not Christmas without a gun

Christmastime at Tom Waits' house
Children quiet as a mouse
Frosty knocking on the door
Looking for his frozen whore

Wow baby
Oh it's Christmas baby
Wow baby
Hope you're enjoying the party baby
I hope Saint Nick comes real soon
I can't take it no more

Under the tree there's lots of presents
The tree is covered in kerosene
I hope I get a brand new shovel
Or a gypsy's two front teeth

Thank you for the festive bundt cake
I will feed it to my hounds
Please accept this carburetor
Thanks again for coming 'round

Christmastime at Tom Waits' house
Children quiet as a mouse
Old Saint Nick is on his way
If only Christmas was every day

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